i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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