Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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