Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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