She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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