It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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