We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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