1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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