You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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