do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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