I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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