Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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