I hope mine doesn't look like that
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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