The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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