Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
