At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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