The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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