i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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