I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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