what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
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