Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
too bad you live with your parents still
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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