she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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