He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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