Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm both gender and math confused
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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