So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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