He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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