just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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