were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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