It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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