so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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