He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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