I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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