Why are handjobs necessary in class?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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