Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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