Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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