yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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