i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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