yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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