I want to make a zoo with you.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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