Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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