Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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