my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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