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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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