"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
There r osticjed everywhere
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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