When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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