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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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