I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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