you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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