you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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