i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
