I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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