these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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