u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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