my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize