I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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