How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
this will be a night to untag.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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