i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
where are you?
Hypothermia
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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