He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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