I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i think my cat just said my name.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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